Medical Crash Course

Many of our friends happen to be doctors. I don't know why. Maybe because we feel safer that way? Or maybe because many doctors have discovered the healthy aspect of wine-drinking, one of our passions in life? We are still waiting for the proof that also white wine is good for your body, and not solely for your soul, but for the time being, we have to be satisfied with the fact that the so called anti-oxidants, found in red wine at least, give you a long and healthy life!

We wanted to find out more about our health, not only from an oenologal standpoint, but this time from a more medical angle. Possibly, this would result in a better understanding and enable us to participate in our friends' discussions more actively, since, when doctors meet each other and start talking "Medicine", engineers, as we are, have difficulties in following this latin.

As a side effect, we could hopefully also benefit from a more profound medical knowledge when sailing. We thus decided to join a Marine Medical Course, organized by the German Cruising Association: www.kreuzer-abteilung.org. It didn't quite say "Become a Doctor over a Week-End" in the advertisement, but that is how we felt being fed by medical advice on a full Saturday and Sunday in October.

The beautiful club-house situated by the "Aussenalster" in central Hamburg, where the medial week-end course was held.
The week-end course was held in co-junction with the German boatshow HANSEBOOT in October, so, at first, we visited the exhibition together with our children.

While we were undergoing our medical training, Jessica and Jonathan were placed in an equally intensive German training camp by visiting good friends outside Hamburg. They practiced ther German language playing with German kids of the same age, while Karolina and I did our best to understand how come our human bodies still could be going strong after all these 40 years (almost). Our stay in Hamburg resulted in our children pretending having forgotten their Swedish roots, suddenly preferring to speak German with us, while Karolina and I were not quite as convinced of our just gained medical know-how.

Jessica and Jonathan helping Mellie Rassy to hand out Hallberg-Rassy brochures from the Hallberg-Rassy stand at Hanseboot.
After having participated at this course and reading the very useful book "Medizin auf See" by Meinhard Kohlfahl (DSV-Verlag, ISBN 3-88412-372-6), I can hardly believe that our body works as intended. You can't imagine how much can go wrong! Leaving accidents asside, I am surprised that all these inter-linked sub-systems inside your body work so flawlessly, year in and year out. It's impressive. Getting sick or dying sounds from a medical standpoint more likely than living!

Luckily it is not quite that bad, and statistics can prove that we are healthy most of the time. But honestly: shouldn't you do what you dream of in life as long as you are healthy, instead of waiting too long and then regretting anything you missed in life?

One of our best friends is psychologist (again, almost a doctor...). She just told me about a scientist having done an extensive research talking to thousands and thousands of people dying or close to their lives end. This scientist found out that not a single one of the persons she talked to ever did regret having worked too little in life, while many had long lists of unfulfilled dreams. Let us not wait until it is too late and allow us to live our dreams as long as we can!

The lecturer went through the entire body from head to toes, where the main focus was on understanding your body and making diagnoses trying to exclude what illnes it most likely couldn't be and to concentrate on the "best treatment", in other words: where you risk to undertake the least harm. Especially "stomach ache" was a difficult one and could mean anything from having eaten too well to gastric ulcer or even cancer. A bone sticking out was easier to understand: something must be broken that needs to be fixed.

We also understood from the course, that, from a medical standpoint, it is better to go bluewater cruising as early as possible in life. Further, it was interesting to learn that modern marine communictions open up new fantastic possibilities when it comes to get help. Imagine being able to directly call up your doctor at home (e.g. via Iridium) or to take a digital picture of your patient, sending it by e-mail to your home hospital while asking something like "And now, what...?".

We got a lot of useful tips&tricks what to think of and what to take with you onboard. Just the idea to take your own injections and cannula: if you need to get an injection at some remote place with questionable hygiene (AIDS, Malaria!) you can hand over your own sterile equipment to be used and say "OK, I'll take the stuff, but in this one, please!".

After going through a detailed suggested list of drugs, the "fun part" started: we were to sew a poor wounded pig, as well as partice other useful surgeries. Anybody having their appendix to be removed, possibly?

The table is laid! No, there is no mustard in the yellow bottle, its for the cannulas after having given the anaesthesia injection.
Bon Apetit!
Volunteers were not found that day, so we had to use this doll, instead.
After this "crash course" introducing us into the deep secrets of medical art, we have had several follow-up meetings with our good doctor-friend Per Östgård here at home. A special thanks to Per to show such a great interest in helping us with advice and choice for drugs, as well as relevant vaccinations and "tools" to bring onboard.